by Carolyn Robertson posted in Life

For three years, my husband and I were married without kids.
We lived in a little basement suite with wildly uncomfortable wicker furniture and a kitchen the size of an outhouse. After work, we'd meet there and then take our dog out for a run on the nearby trails. On Friday nights, we'd catch a cab to a dimly lit, hole-in-the-wall restaurant. We'd drink a little too much, then go home and dance in the living room. On Sundays, we'd lie in bed and drink coffee and watch movies until noon.
Then we had children.
We bought a house, the bills got bigger, the calendar got fuller. Sundays were no longer for sleeping in, they were for fixer-upper projects and meal prepping and birthday parties and soccer games. Late-night dance parties" Are you crazy" We could wake the baby! We'd bicker about things that would have seemed ridiculous to our pre-kids selves, like that infamous day he stopped off for an impromptu beer with a colleague after work and I, with one eye on the clock and two kids underfoot, absolutely lost my shit. 11 hilarious parenting tweets to get you through a bad day
Don't get me wrong, we were still happy -- maybe even happier, actually. It just didn't look quite the way it did before.
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