19 things that actually take longer than the end of pregnancy
by Melissa Willets posted in Pregnancy
The end of pregnancy is torturously long. It's actually hard to think of too many things that take longer. But I managed to come up with a few, such as...
1 - Translating the entire Harry Potter series into Russian
2 - Driving from Seattle to Maine with three kids, and then back
3 - Watching every single episode of Game of Thrones
4 - Waiting in line at the DMV
5- Planting your lawn one blade of grass at a time
6 - Counting every granule of sand in the desert by hand
7 - Sitting through a recorder concert starring 400 second graders
8 - Waiting for kids to finish dinner with the TV on
9 - Reading an entire set of encyclopedias in French, except you don't speak French, so you have to translate every single word 10 - Traveling 360 billion light years to another galaxy
11 - The time it takes for your husband to finish a to-do list you made for him
12 - Anticipating Christmas morning when you're a kid
13 - Potty training octuplets
14 - Waiting for AAA when you get a flat tire
15 - Climbing Mount Everest on a Pogo Stick
16 - Trying to locate the one stuffed animal your kid is looking for among the 246 she can find
17 - Re-shingling your entire roof blindfolded
18 - Deciding between two throw blankets at Target
19 - Finding a parking spot at the mall during the holidays
Yeah, that's about all I can think of. Every other task makes the end of pregnancy seem like an eternity. Because basically it is. At 39 weeks along with my fourth chi...
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