by Melissa Willets posted in Pregnancy

The end of pregnancy is torturously long. It's actually hard to think of too many things that take longer. But I managed to come up with a few, such as...
1 - Translating the entire Harry Potter series into Russian
2 - Driving from Seattle to Maine with three kids, and then back

3 - Watching every single episode of Game of Thrones

4 - Waiting in line at the DMV
5- Planting your lawn one blade of grass at a time
6 - Counting every granule of sand in the desert by hand

7 - Sitting through a recorder concert starring 400 second graders
8 - Waiting for kids to finish dinner with the TV on
9 - Reading an entire set of encyclopedias in French, except you don't speak French, so you have to translate every single word 10 - Traveling 360 billion light years to another galaxy

11 - The time it takes for your husband to finish a to-do list you made for him
12 - Anticipating Christmas morning when you're a kid
13 - Potty training octuplets
14 - Waiting for AAA when you get a flat tire
15 - Climbing Mount Everest on a Pogo Stick

16 - Trying to locate the one stuffed animal your kid is looking for among the 246 she can find
17 - Re-shingling your entire roof blindfolded
18 - Deciding between two throw blankets at Target
19 - Finding a parking spot at the mall during the holidays
Yeah, that's about all I can think of. Every other task makes the end of pregnancy seem like an eternity. Because basically it is. At 39 weeks along with my fourth chi...