29 things people with no filter say to pregnant women
by Betsy Shaw posted in Mom Stories
My vanity couldn't handle any of the pregnancy stages -- from the beginning where you start to lose your waist but no one really knows why, to the bitter end -- where those gigantic briefs you swore you'd never, ever wear, suddenly fit and appeal to your newfound priority of comfort above ALL else. (Little did I know about those crazy sexy mesh panties I'd grow so fond of, postpartum.)
And, pregnancy made me feel super conspicuous. Walking around with a huge baby bump felt a bit like wearing a sign on my forehead that said, "I had sex, with a man, and this happened."
There's another sign you wear on your forehead when you're pregnant: This sign says "Even if I don't know you, don't hesitate to tell me how I look, what you think about how I look, how the way I look compares to your expectations or other pregnant women you know, how far you guess my cervix has dilated or, just about anything that crosses your uncensored mind. Go ahead, spit it out!" 29 things people with no filter say to pregnant women
1. You are as big as a house.
2. You don't look pregnant from the back. (Okay if the commenter is your best friend. Otherwise NO!)
3. I never imagined, you'd ever let yourself go like this.
4. You better have that baby soon or you'll explode.
5. Are you having a baby human or a baby elephant"
6. Aww you're so cute. You remind me of a Teletubby.
7. Do you think the baby will get your nose" (Tr...
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