by Maggie Downs posted in Life

A chiropractor in Kansas has invented something he calls Mensez ?Feminine Lipstick,? a product that is supposed to revolutionize menstruation once and for all.
And ? drumroll, please ? it?s glue for your labia.
Here. I?ll let Dr. Dan Dopps explain. This is the description on his LinkedIn page:
?Mensez feminine lipstick is a natural patented compound of amino acids and oil in a lipstick applicator that is applied to the labia minora and causes them to cling together in a manner strong enough to retain menstrual fluid in the vestibule above the labia minora where the vaginal opening and urethra exit. The Mensez compound is instantly washed away with urine, which releases the menstrual fluid along with the urine into the toilet every time a woman urinates. No pads or tampons are needed. Safe, secure and clean.? Oh.
It's like caulk for your ... you know. Credit: iStock
 
After some careful thought, I?ve come up with the five worst things about this product.

1. It?s glue for your labia.

2. It?s glue for your labia.

3. It?s glue for your labia.

4. My chiropractor makes and sells festive Christmas hats, and I don't even buy those.

5. You?re gluing your labia shut.
Keep in mind, I?m a person who is willing to check out what?s new on the menstrual horizon. I was an early adopter of the DivaCup (which I still love), I?ve tried out monthly subscription boxes chock full of tampons, snacks, and other goodies, and I?ve given money and time to org...