5 things everyone says I'll never do again after I have a baby
by Jamie Reed posted in Pregnancy
I'm about to become a mother, so I?m learning quite a bit about pregnancy and how to take care of this tiny person about to enter into the world. While the many baby books and websites I?ve browsed have been helpful, apparently there are a lot of things they haven?t told me. Lucky for me, there are plenty of kind people more than willing to let me know life as I know it is essentially over. Here are a few things everyone says I'll never do again:
1. Go out to eat
I may as well just toss those restaurant gift cards I?ve been holding onto as they will likely expire by the time this kid is 18 and finally (hopefully") able to take care of itself. Of course by then we will be bankrupt from child-related expenses, so we might as well get used to a lifetime of packaged ramen now!
2. Travel
Fortunately that semester abroad in college should tide me over. (Forever.)
3. Sleep through the night
Wait, so you?re telling me that infants don?t sleep all night long" This is brand new information. I haven?t slept much since discovering I was pregnant (might as well start now!) considering I spend the majority of the nighttime hours Googling things like ?If I sneeze will the baby get whiplash"? or ?Is the baby lonely" Should I talk nonstop so it?s not bored""
Sleep deprivation, or the best way to view Beyonce's baby reveal while maintaining some self-esteem, you choose.
4. Take a shower
Thankfully dry shampoo has been a lo...
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