by Melissa Willets posted in Pregnancy

Let's face it: If you are pregnant, chances are, it means you enjoyed enough sex to get, well, pregnant.
And so, enough with that! Because when a human being takes over residence in your body, many things (dare I say most") start to feel more pleasurable, than intimate time with your partner.
 

 
Here's what's even better than making love during pregnancy:
Eating. When that plate of food is put down, you simply can?t resist diving in, right that very second. Never mind manners. You?re ravenous. And every bite tastes so damn good, you may even moan with pleasure as your fork passes your lips. Don't be ashamed if you begin to raise your utensil to your mouth faster and faster, until you're done. And satiated. You're pregnant. And food is now the object of your desire, mama.  

 
Foot rubs. Let's face facts: Any pregnant woman in her right mind would take even a mediocre foot massage, over a romp under the sheets. Because there are so many parts of your body you just don?t want to have touched, like your ever-expanding freak-show boobs, and your itchy, also rapidly-growing midsection. But your feet" Bring it on! Because even if they look like swollen hunks of meat, they have also become the location of every pleasure center in your body, since that parasite moved into your uterus. In fact, it?s hard to focus on much else (even ?This Is Us?) during a truly skilled foot massage. You just have to throw you...