by Sara McGinnis posted in Parenting

The moment you finally got a long-hoped for positive pregnancy test.
Holding your newborn for the very first time.
Every single one of those gooey, slobbery baby grins -- it's easy to think of parenting moments you'd rate 10 out of 10, but what would you absolutely not recommend"
For one first-time dad, an epic middle-of-the-night diaper changed earned the dreaded 0 out of 10 score.
"Very early one special morning," Reddit user ksozay "was startled out of my 23 minute slumber at 3AM by a loud fart."
Assuming the gas was being passed by his 1-month-old daughter, he climbed out of bed to change her wet diaper.
"I undo the diaper and reach for a new one," he recalls. "Suddenly, I hear a gunshot, look down, and I've taken a shot directly to the chest and across my right arm. A perfect three shot sweep, very efficient. I watched in horror as baby shit slowly ran down my t-shirt and arm." "The new diaper I was holding - now covered in poop fragments. I toss the dirty diaper, toss the new diaper now covered in fragments, and clean off the kid, remove my t-shirt. I grab a new diaper, start to move it into position, and take another hit, directly to center of my chest. This time by a steady stream of urine. Accidentally use new diaper to mop urine off chest and now have to throw that one out. Get new diaper."

Somehow, it doesn't end there.
The first-time father continues: "Take new di...