by Joyce Slaton posted in Products & Prizes

In the grand scale of human nefariousness, faking a pregnancy ranks somewhere between "eating your roommate's cookies" and "genocide." It's not a cool thing to do, so please, don't do it. However, for entertainment purposes only, we simply cannot resist pointing out that the following services and products actually exist. And are used! By people!
1. FakeaBaby.com
If you want to ruin your relationships with as many of your family members and friends as possible, FakeaBaby.com is truly your one-stop shop. You can get your fake ultrasounds or sonograms, fake sonogram videos, fake prescription bottles for prenatal vitamins with your name on them.

You'll of course want to stock up fake belly pads, which range from the cost-effective $9.99 stuffed bellies such as you could use for your Santa costume:
Right on up to silicone fake bellies, available in small, medium, and large for each pregnancy trimester, and in light and dark skin tones ($134.99 to $149.99).

Not only that, but FakeaBaby loads the site with absolutely bonkers advice on why you, yes, you, should fake a pregnancy ASAP.

Yes, you can really liven up a dull Christmas party this way, trust me on this one.
2. Fake Pregnant Belly

If all you need are big heavy pregnancy breasts and a belly, this site can help you out, to the tune of about $400 per belly. Whoa.
We particularly enjoy this site because its header has an image of a mom and daughter hugging...