by Carolyn Robertson posted in Parenting

If you're having a child, you might as well go ahead and get rid of your alarm clock right now, because you will never need it again. From here on out, you will be awakened each morning not by the soothing sounds of your favorite iPhone ring tone, but by the break-of-dawn-hurricane that is your children.
How they'll wake you is entirely up to them. Some prefer to stand silently by your bed, their faces an inch from yours, their stares unblinking, their breath on your cheek, so when your eyes finally flutter open you just about have a heart attack. How's that for a good morning" Others prefer the more traditional route: A flying knee to the head at 5 a.m. as they yell, "Can you make me a pancake now, mommy"!" There are a thousand other options in between, though. My kids like to get creative with it. This morning, for example, my alarm was the sound of an open family-size box of Cheerios spilling down the stairs to the basement. Bless them.
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