by Whitney Barthel posted in Parenting

So describing a baby as drunk may not be 100 percent politically correct, but there really is no more accurate way to describe some babies who are blissfully full off their mommy?s milk.

My milk-drunk baby and me.
I am pretty certain most of my children experienced many of their first smiles and giggles following a good drink. There is something very mysterious about breast milk?s ability to bring out the personality in a baby -- not completely unlike a good adult beverage for those of us babies who are over the age of 21.
While contemplating these similarities the other day I thought it would be genius to pair a milk-drunk baby with those ever-present characters in every 20-something bar crowd. And while, like stated earlier, this idea might not have been the most appropriate, the results were totally worth it. If our 20-something bar friends were babies, here is what they would look like:
1. The Life of the Party. This is the person who always makes the party. You know, the one who can make a good time out of any situation. The one who everyone secretly mourns when they miss a Friday night out.

2. The Big Fish. Unlike The Life of the Party, this person would totally not be missed if they were absent one Friday night. They are the ones who never seem to be invited but somehow always ends up wherever your crowd is. They are the ones who ?got asked to audition for the LA Lakers dance team,? or ?have a car that uses airplane fuel ...