by BabyCenter Staff posted in Products & Prizes

In space, no one can hear your kids scream. But you're not in space. You're just down the hall. And those suckers can shriek.
So get them to sleep soundly already with the Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine, one of the newest nerdy delights on sale at the emporium for whimsical tech-minded weirdos.

"As effective as the Vulcan nerve pinch" for getting you some rest, ThinkGeek brags about its unique noisemaker.
What types of noises does this noise machine make" I'm so glad you asked! As ThinkGeek explains, the "Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine provides the low thrum of a familiar spacecraft exploring some corner of an as-yet-unknown galaxy to gently lull you to sleep." Great! Because there's nothing I personally find as restful as hurtling through a starscape at warp speed.
If the sounds of the Enterprise don't thrill you, you can hear 7 other sounds from 5 different spacecraft, and watch a moving starscape on your ceiling.
And if a white noise machine isn't what you're after, ThinkGeek has a galaxy of other oddball products to thrill you, like the Voltron Cat Condo ($189.99).

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