by Maggie Downs posted in Life

Ladies, have I got a deal for you: It involves a Craigslist ad, a natural phenomenon, and a total eclipse of the penis with a stranger. Ready"
A recent Craigslist post (now flagged for removal) made by a California man, says he is looking for a woman to conceive a child during the totality eclipse in Oregon.
Whoa, dude.

The poster goes on to say, ?I am 40 years of age, Caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.
?My looks, instincts, and knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.
?I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty, and smarts. To join me ? to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.
?Exact place not set.
?If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening. ?When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
?We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
?In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love?
?You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.?

I assume you?re all still with me and have not rushed off to send in your applications.
First off, I have no problems with trying to conceive a ch...