Mom farts in yoga class, giant hole opens in earth to swallow her
by Michelle Stein posted in Parenting
Moms know all too well how pregnancy and childbirth can transform our bodies into something almost unrecognizable. Saggy skin, stretch marks, separated muscles and overall redistributed proportions are among the "prizes" of motherhood. Not to mention the leakiness, whether it's breast milk, pee or gas.
So maybe that's why one mom's now-viral Facebook post is so darn relatable. Mum of two Laura Mazza detailed the hilariously embarrassing experience she had at her very first yoga class. Two words: Uncontrollable farting. Yes, really.
Mazza began her post by explaining she has muscle separation in her abdominal wall as a result of pregnancy. In an attempt to help strengthen her core, she signed up for a yoga class. She was feeling a little nervous going in as a rookie, but started gaining confidence after jumping into a few positions. "We move into the downward facing dog... and that's when I started to feel my guts," Mazza wrote. "Now for the past few weeks I have had IBS Symptoms like something crazy. My farts stink like something mixed between a rotten egg and an incineration plant. And somewhere between the dolphin position and the three legged dog two of those burning garbage eggs slip out and I fart. I farted. I farted at yoga. I'm a walking cliche. My pelvic floor has failed me."
Thankfully -- or so she thought -- her quiet farts seemed to have gone undetected. That is, until she moved into a positi...
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