by Charlie Brooks posted in Parenting

My son used to be obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. Now he doesn't recognize any character from that show except for Thomas himself. Unfortunately, I know all the things he?s forgotten. Unlike him, I can?t get them out of my head that easily.

Forgotten Obsessions
That?s what I get for trying to take an interest in one of my kids? obsessions before their memories fully develop. Now information about Sir Topham Hatt?s gulag on the island of Sodor fills my brain. Meanwhile, my son wouldn?t know Percy if the green engine bit him on the butt.
My wife is in the same boat. She knows all the songs from Little Einsteins by heart because the music has worked its way into her skull through sheer repetition. Even when our daughter's adoration of the show abruptly ends, the earworms will live on. This is the cost of doing business as a parent. You can either ignore your kids? obsessions, or you can become an active participant. Then you're sucked into the marketing blitz that surrounds children?s merchandise. And once you get those commercial jingles in your head, they won?t leave. They will haunt your waking hours.
As a fan of sports, comic books, and tabletop games, I know quite well that a little useless knowledge isn?t a bad thing. My worry is that I have a finite amount of storage space in my head. If I memorize the names of each Disney Princess, I might forget how to drive a car.
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