by Sara McGinnis posted in Pregnancy

When you're waiting to see if you're pregnant, the days go by so, so slowly.

1. The "Pffft! It's no big deal" stage.

What is there really to stress out about, anyhow" People get pregnant and have babies every single day all across the world. I mean, it doesn't happen to you everyday, but it's still a perfectly normal thing! Nothing to freak out about here.
Never mind that it's a completely life-altering event to become a parent, that it's only an entire new human being possibly being created, you're cool, calm and collected. Nip, nope. Not going to obsess over it!!!
2. The "Just in case" mentality.

One wouldn't want to suddenly find themselves pregnant and have no clue about where to get maternity clothes. And baby clothes. And a crib. And those teensy-tiny socks! It'd be silly not to have a Pinterest page set up, you know, just in case.
3. "Is it time yet"!" exasperation.

Do you know who doesn?t wait around for anything these days" You, me and everyone else!
We don?t wait for the weather forecast to come on the evening news, to get to a computer to check our email, or even to speak to our friends to know what they?ve been up to. We've got phones, Facebook and apps for all of that.
What do we want" Everything, always!
And when do we want it" NOW!
Seriously, if someone could work out a way to figure out how that sperm and egg are getting along with all that fluffy uterine lini...