by Michelle Stein posted in Products

Whether you're searching for an awesome gift for a  friend -- or you're dying for long soak in the tub yourself -- I've got the perfect pick-me-up for tired, parenting souls. These sassy bath bombs from from Whisky River Soap Company will make you giggle while enjoying some well-earned alone time.
At first glance, the colorful, scented orbs may seem like your run-of-the-mill bath bombs. But a closer look reveals something magical. Like the What Kids" bath bomb, which "smells like a locked door." (Apparently, the scent is "like wine straight from the bottle.") Its description reads:
"Don't get me wrong, kids, of COURSE I love you. I mean, I created you! You're the reason I get out of bed every morning (not usually by choice) and you're the lights of my life! But for the love of Pinot Grigio, can you just give me one single half hour of complete silence"" A. Freaking. Men! Give me a dozen of these, pronto.

Parents who work outside of the home -- or any parent who is counting down the days until the weekend -- might be able to relate to It's Only Fricken' Tuesday. This gem "smells like slowly dying."

Or, perhaps this creamsicle-scented bath bomb is up your alley. It's called Zero Fucks and it "smells like you have zero left to give."
Description: "We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus...