Third trimester woes: I?m huge and I hate everyone
by Whitney Barthel posted in Pregnancy
Don;t ask me to explain the logic of a heavily pregnant lady. I'm eight months pregnant myself and I don?t understand it. What is it about sleepless nights, shooting groin pain, and carrying around an extra fifty pounds that can make a person so angry"
Oh, wait. Probably all of those things...in addition to hemorrhoids, hair growing in unspeakable places, and the feeling your circulation is being compromised if a piece of fabric even touches your skin.
The last few weeks of pregnancy are rough for any expectant mother, and I am no exception.
My pregnancy aversion to one person (my husband) has turned into a pregnancy aversion of all people. I don?t care who you are or how I know you, you are probably going to screw up my life somehow, and I will cry about it later. It feels a little like being an irrational 3-year-old trapped in the insanely uncomfortable body of a woman in her mid-thirties. It?s awesome. Generally, I am one of those people who are like Buddy in the movie Elf. You know, annoyingly upbeat and optimistic. When asked why I smile so much, I can totally see myself saying, ?I just like to smile. Smiling?s my favorite.? Seriously, I usually love all people to a fault. But now that I am huge and emotional, I want to throat punch everyone.
Don?t put enough veggies in my Chipolte burrito" I will harm you. Not responding to my Facebook message immediately (after you clearly have opened it)" We are no longer frie...
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