by Whitney Barthel posted in Pregnancy

It seems that "3-word conception stories" and "3-word birth stories" are things, but I couldn't remember ever hearing anything about those pesky 9, or 10, months in between conception and birth.
I decided to Google it. Nothing. Can you believe it"
Since it wasn't a thing, I decided I would make it one. And it didn't take me long to decide on my own 3-word pregnancy story.
As I started dressing for Thanksgiving dinner a couple of days ago, I became incredibly frustrated. I still have three months left in this pregnancy and clothes are already unbearable, even maternity clothes. I looked at the dozen pairs of pants on the floor and bed and thought, "Pants. Just no."
That was it! I immediately knew my 3-word pregnancy story. I cannot stand pants right now. It doesn't matter if they are regular pants, maternity pants, yoga pants, or sweatpants. They all suck.
The first thing I do when getting home on any given day is take my pants off. This is highly unusual for me as I am a self-proclaimed never-nude and I am always cold, but this pregnancy has my bottom half extremely temperamental. So, without pants I will go. (Unless I am in a situation where this is socially unacceptable, of course.)
I asked other moms for their own 3-word pregnancy stories, and they are awesome. Consider this my unofficial copyright.
Here are a few too-funny, too-true, 3-word pregnancy stories.
1. "Eat. Sleep. Repeat." E...