by Melissa Willets posted in Pregnancy

Hey, want to try a new recreational drug that, well, yes, has a whole slew of annoying side effects, but that you can get almost anywhere and is 100 percent legal" All you have to do to secure endless hits is get knocked up. Then, doze off to sleep for even just a second, and voila! Welcome to the craziest acid trip this side of 1970!
I'm talking about pregnancy dreams, which are so vivid, so realistic, so raw, so visceral, and totally messed up, you will wake up sweating, screaming, and feeling convinced that whatever you just experienced truly happened.

Take the pregnancy-induced dream I had last night. Ready to hear something totally screwed up" Seriously, what I dreamed may permanently haunt you. I basically had a nightmare that involved dead people using my body to speak through so they could contact loved ones who are still alive. One man who passed away had been responsible for burning his wife?s face off. Okay"
Her name was Mary and he wanted me to speak to her and apologize for leaving her with a charred freakin? face. My husband, who usually sleeps like he took a bottle of melatonin before bed was awakened by me screaming out, ?Mary, I?m sorry.?
When he managed to rouse me from this horrific dream, I was shaking and practically hyperventilating. ?You were saying the name Mary,? he told me, sending me into a fresh wave of panic. I seriously could not fall back asleep for hours. Even now, I can?t shake how in...