by Maggie Downs posted in Life

Ever wondered, secretly or out loud, how your sign affects how you roll with the holiday season" Wonder no more. Here is the definitive holiday horoscope for moms:
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You?re a little cool, a lot hardworking, and totally loyal. Basically you?re an elf. After all the work you?ve put in to make this the most memorable winter break ever, it?s time for the best part of all ? making hot cocoa, queuing up some of your favorite flicks, and cuddling with your family.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
It?s the most wonderful time of the year ? to throw an epic party! You embrace all the festivities of the season, and you jump right into them headfirst. That means you?re totally going to win the office white elephant gift exchange, and nobody NOBODY has an uglier sweater than you.
 
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Forget Santa ? you?re actually the one who is making a list and checking it twice. You have a long memory of everyone who has ever wronged you and your family ? and your friends? families ? and this is reflected in your gift purchases. (Those mismatched wool socks were not an accident, Karen.) The good news is that you inspire the people around you to be better. You lead by example.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You are brave, assertive, and just a little impulsive. Maybe that?s why you guzzled a hot toddy last night and performed a jaw-dropping rendition of ?Sweet Caroline? on karaoke. Making spirits brig...