Parenting is tough?there’s no question about that. And when your kid comes to you all distraught because the iPad died or they’ve already watched everything in the PVR, you’re probably like:

And then all like:

The children of today will never know the pain and strife of their millennial parents, and will probably end up being empty, hollow people as a result (#goals!). Here’s what our entitled special snowflakes are missing out on.
1. They’ll never know the headache-inducing pain of having a head full of teeny butterfly clips.

2. The stress of parenting a pixelated Tamagotchi or Nano child. SO.MUCH.STRESS.

3. The burning sting of embarrassment when they let their team down. You know, because everyone is awesome and no team loses these days. 
4. They will never know the utter devastation and pain from too much cry-face during weekly viewings of My Girl.

5. They will never have to plead with you to buy them a psychedelic unitard so they can channel all the groove that is in their heart. 

6. They will never know the anxiety of owning such a delicate piece of furniture.

7. They have Netflix, Shomi and YouTube Kids. We had to patiently peruse the endless aisles of video rental stores, where the occasional fistfight with our siblings over what we were renting (Goonies forever and ever, amen!) would break out. And don’t even get me started on “Be kind, rewind.”

8. They will never break their eyeballs straining to see...