Have you seen this weird internet trend: Halloween pumpkins giving birth" Apparently it’s a thing. So, obviously we decided to illustrate the joys of parenthood through, well, pumpkins. Welcome to the strangest article ever written.
1. Remember the good old days, when you were just two sexy kids (with no kids)"
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2. Then you pee on a stick and…oh, yeah, it’s on.
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3. Once the barfing subsides, you’re ready to share the news with the world.
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21. Hey, check me out. This breastfeeding thing is getting a little easier?and I had time to do my hair!
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22. But my house looks like this. Mat leave was supposed to be all about organizing and batch cooking, right" RIGHT" Photo courtesy of Creative Connections for kids
23. HAS ANYONE FED THE  F*!$#ING DOG TODAY"!"!"!"

24. What other families look like on Instagram:
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25. Meanwhile, you’re trying to get someone (anyone!) to look at the camera.
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26. The division of labour is going exactly as planned. We are a great team!
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27. Oh look, he’s crawling now. He literally never stops moving. Where the heck is that baby gate"! #fml

28. He starts daycare and you have some time to chill before mat leave ends. NOPE. Now he’s got a new virus ever...