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While our Canadian athletes are racing, jumping and swimming for gold in Rio, a different type of event is going on right at home?the Parent Summer Olympics.
Working around the clock, sacrificing their social life and resigning themselves to snacking on goldfish crackers for years, these parents are our real heroes!
Here is a list of some of the Parent Olympics? most grueling events:
Twin Potty Training:

In this event, the parent is unable to leave the bathroom for three weeks except to do soiled laundry. Employing a variety of different tools? technology, songs, books, stickers, jelly beans and pleading?the goal for these parents is to leave the house at some point this summer without getting peed on.
Power Outage:

Only women in their third trimester whose feet have swollen to the size of misshapen cantaloupes can compete in this event. The challenge: trying to get eight hours of sleep in the scorching heat during a power outage. Crying in the basement with wet cloths on your head results in immediate disqualification. Eating out with a Toddler:

?Oh no, honey, you can?t have a cookie for dinner.?

?No, the salt isn?t for pouring on the table.”

?Whoops! Don?t throw the salt on the floor.”

?You don?t need a steak knife, please give that back to Daddy.?

?Honey, that is too loud. No, don?t bang the fork on the table.?

?Do you want to look at Mommy?s iPhone"?

?Why don?t you come for a walk with Daddy and let Mom eat.?

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