Kids are naturally curious beings, and they don’t tend to filter what they say. So when it comes to learning about sex, you can bet they’d have questions?and if you have any experience with children, you know those questions are bound to be funny.
This was the case when Twitter user @kimyoogyeom recently shared a tweet about how their friend was teaching elementary school kids about sexual education and had apparently given the students a chance to ask any questions that popped in their head. Needless to say, the kids ran with the opportunity and didn’t hold back a bit because their questions are downright hysterical (which isn’t to say they aren’t totally legitimate inquiries).
Take a look:

My friend is teaching elementary schoolers about sex Ed and she typed their questions out andddd pic.twitter.com/HVNPbk1R50 — yana (@kimyoogyeom) July 10, 2018

“Are you sure that somebody knows how to get that baby out of there"”
“I’m sure my mother never had nothing to do with intercoursing…. Maybe my father"”
“Wouldn’t it be just as good if a boy had a baby for a change"”
“If you intercourse longer, is the baby born bigger"”
“I know that intercoursing takes 24 hours. My question is, how do you stay awake"”
“When the penise is put into the Virginia, does it slide in quietly or click like a key in a lock"”
SO. FREAKIN’. CUT...