Every parent has one?a horrible, awful kid-puking-story. But this dad’s story takes the cake (sorry to bring up food and vomit!).
Ben Patterson was driving his toddler Declan home when the puke hit the fan. Obviously Ben had to immediately text his wife.
 
Photo: Ben Patterson via Facebook
GAH! That image. The chunks.
I too can’t deal with barf, so I feel this dad’s pain. But things really escalated from both dad and Declan puking.

As if puke in the car wasn’t bad enough, now the cops are involved. And they didn’t even help him clean up the kid. Clearly they are not sympathetic vomiters or they would have understood his pain. And not made him take a breathalyzer.
Phew he passed the breathalyzer! But poor Declan. Smelling like rotting whale blubber is not fun (sorry, I just kind of vomited in my mouth at the thought) And because kids are kids, I bet Declan asked for food right after this incident.
I think my favourite part of this text exchange is the ANSWER YOUR PHONE message. Mom Stephanie was actually out with friends and I am sure she was reading these texts, with a drink in hand, and having a good laugh. You gotta be grateful when you miss puke-ageddon
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