When your kid catches you having sex
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A shiver still goes up my spine when I think of the night, 31 years ago, that I heard my parents doing it. I was nine. I never saw anything, but the sound of their moans is still with me today.
Last year, my eight-year-old caught my fiancé and I doing it. She just walked into the room early one evening, before her bedtime. My fiancé ran into the bathroom, yelling, ?I?m just taking a shower!? as my daughter asked, ?What are you guys doing"? I answered with the first thing that came to mind. ?We were wrestling!?
The answer seemed to satiate her. (But not me ? I was mortified.) How did we handle it" I took her to her bedroom and we read a story. We never mentioned the incident again.
Some kids this age are mature enough to know that they shouldn?t barge into a bedroom without knocking. Eve Vawter, a mother of four kids, says, ?My children have all knocked on my door when we?re having sex and we?ve replied with the same excuse so many times that it?s now our code name for sexy adult time.” Her euphemism" ?We?re busy doing taxes.? If and when her children figure out that grown-ups don?t need to file taxes multiple times during the week, she says she is ?totally screwed.? Jane Guild?s* two kids were six and eight when they caught her and her husband doing the deed. Her husband?s panicked response" ?Mommy and I are playing horsey!?
?The funny thing is,? says Guild, ?the kids then jumped on the bed on top of us ? they wanted to play, t...
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