You play this video game with your vagina
In an era when we are all trying to limit time our screen time, I find myself scheduling in a new video game. I even set an alarm so that Siri would remind me to play. I?ve never been good at these types of games, even though I had a thing for Ms. Pac-Man in the day (she was obviously a feminist) and I was sympathetic to Frogger (his goals seemed so counterintuitive to his species). But here I am, 48 years old, living like a stereotypical teenaged boy, playing vids in my basement in the middle of the day.
So what?s got me by the short and curlies" A sensitive mission. Very, very special ops. This was no Call of Duty but instead a mobile app that helps women overcome urinary incontinence (something I had an overflowing knowledge of). Besides, who says no to playing with their best friend" Photo: Perifit
A delicate white package was delivered to my door containing the most elegant little magenta phallus-like contraption that looked more like a smooth, curvy doll than a muscle training device. And to make the gameplay even smoother, disinfectant spray and K-Y Jelly also in the box.
Perifit is a new app that wirelessly connects your pelvic floor to your smartphone, and it?s designed to strengthen your nether regions. The device gauges how well you contract your pelvic floor muscles, measures their squeezability and sends that data to your phone. It?s a video game developed by physiotherapists and midwives for the vagina! You know the guys at the gym with the huge nec...
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