Yeah, yeah, corny jokes for kids are, well, super corny. But trust us, these ones are so bad that they?re good.
Why can?t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom"

Because the pee is silent.
What did the cop say to his partner?s belly button"

You?re under a vest!
Why does everyone want to be friends with Mushroom"

Because he?s a fungi.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public"

A private tutor.
Why is Santa so chill"

Because he likes to live in the present, man.
Why did the zombie take a sick day"

He was feeling really rotten.
What did the one plate say to the other"

Dinner?s on me tonight!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh"

Ten-tickles.
What did the one pickle say to the other after falling on the ground"
Dill with it.
What?s brown and sticky"

A stick. Duh.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe"

Roberto.

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Impasta!
What did the traffic light say to the car"

Look away, I?m about to change!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school"

Bison.
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