If you’ve been binging Succession like we have, you’ve probably developed a soft spot for man-child Roman Roy (right behind cousin Greg, of course). He’s a lot like a toddler?does what he wants, says what he wants, no inhibitions. But in real life, Kieran Culkin is a lot more measured, especially when it came to naming his second child, which took the actor a whopping seven weeks.
That’s right, Kieran and his wife, Jazz Charton, deliberated over baby Wilder Wolf’s name for almost two months, finally sharing the now-three-month-old’s moniker for the first time on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The actor explained why it took so long for them to land on the cute alliterative name, and we’re sure many parents can relate to the struggle. “My wife wanted Wolf. She was fighting hard for Wolf,” Culkin explained. “We found [that name] in the hospital the day that he was born, and we thought ‘That’s great.’ But instead of pulling the trigger on it, let’s torture ourselves for about seven weeks, disagreeing with names before we come around to the name that we picked. ‘Cause, we didn’t know if we were having a boy or a girl.”

Luckily, the parents had some extra time before Wilder’s arrival after Charton was put on an antibiotic drip. The doctor gave her the option to deliver immediately, before finishing the drip, but stay in the hospital a day longer, or somehow “hold the b...