by Melissa Willets posted in Parenting

I love Target as much as the next mom; okay, maybe not as much as some moms. But yes, I?ll admit entering the red bullseye is about as close to nirvana as us moms will get until our children shove off to college. Still, I?m going to go ahead and break mom code by admitting these truths about shopping at Target, that few want the outside world to know. I kinda wish I was here alone. There. I said it. Even though I love, love, love my kids, I sometimes fantasize about taking my damn time in the bra and panties aisles, and actually trying on clothes before I stuff them in my cart, and just pray they?ll fit. Oh, and before my kids? whining reaches a fever pitch, and/or is heard by folks all the way over in the party aisle.
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