by Whitney Barthel posted in Pregnancy

"I got a call from my BFF," Ummmm...why are you crowning on MySpace"' I looked, and to my horror, in the middle of the album I had just uploaded were about fifteen crotch shots of the recent birth of my daughter."

Oh my gosh. What is it about the second half of pregnancy that makes birth stories so irresistible" It?s like we expectant mothers go straight from needing to know every possible pregnancy symptoms during our two-week wait to needing to know every single birth story that ever happened in the history of the world.
We want to laugh, we want to cry, we want to mentally prepare ourselves for any and every outcome. And, maybe more than anything, we want to know that -- whatever embarrassing things our bodies decide to do during labor -- we are normal.
So, here are 7 awesome crazy AF birth stories that actually are kind of normal.

"I gave birth to my sweet baby girl on the toilet four minutes after arriving at the hospital [while] my husband and son were parking the car. When they came back, I was holding her (placenta still attached) and walking to the bed. Can't wait to tell [my daughter?s] prom date that she's a toilet baby!"
"I was bouncing on a birth ball binge watching American Horror Story season 1....I finally finished the series and realized that I was uncomfortable. My husband and I headed to the hospital and walked in the emergency room doors...I told the nurse I couldn?t stop ...